Sex in the Office

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We expect that if you have come to this page, you are contemplating having sex in your office or maybe you already have.  If you already have had sex with someone in the office you may be here to see just how normal getting it on in the office really is.  Relax, it happens all the time.

Who is Having Sex in the Office?

Employees having sex in the office happens so regularly that some companies have written and unwritten rules about anyone having affairs or for that matter any kind of relationship with co-workers.  Of course, why wouldn't they, the managers want your mind on your work, not thinking about which closet you are going to head to on the next coffee break.

More than likely, most of the sex that occurs in the office is between married people having affairs.  After all, it is not likely either of the married employees can take their partner home to have sex.  Single employees having a fling more than likely have a place to go after work to get it on.  Of course, they may have sex in the office just for the thrill.

Managers and owners of companies are probably not an innocent lot either.  Ya think?  You have heard the old cliché of the boss getting it on with his secretary.  Yeah, we think that happens out there too. 

Where to have Sex in the Office?

Ok, you have your mind set on doing it somewhere in the office.  There are so many places to get it on.  This does depend whether it is during working hours or after hours.  If it is after hours, you have the run of the place as long as everybody else has gone home.  You might want to try doing it on the photocopy machine, your desk, the receptionist's desk or best of all, the boss's desk. 

If you are looking to have a quickie during office hours, then it gets a little more difficult.  A couple of ideas might be the photocopy room (lock the doors), a closet, your office if the doors lock or even the bathroom. 

Downfalls of Office Sex

Although we do not rate office sex as a high danger, you might want to consider what you think is dangerous.  More than likely you won't get arrested.  The trouble with having sex at you office is you could get FIRED!  Consider whether a five minute fling is worth your career.  The other downfall, if you are married, you could end up DIVORCED!

While we don't consider office sex high on the danger list, there is still considerable risk.

We are not held responsible for anything that may happen while participating in any of these acts.  Entertainment purposes only.  Chances are you could be arrested or worse if caught at some of these places.