Letters to Your Spouse

To my dear wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table:

My dear husband:
Received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... although with one small difference:

18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 ...
And therefore I wont be back before lunchtime tomorrow!