Little Johnny "Fascinate"
A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her
students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's
farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted
you to use the word "fascinate".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went
to See Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally,
but I want the word "fascinate".
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher
hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally
decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called
on him.
Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with
ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight. |
