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Marriage Test
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. It was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
and became committed to her sister for life. I couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it
just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a brief moment, then
turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped
out of the house and walked straight towards my car. I was surprised to find
my future father-in-law standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged
me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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