CONFESSION.....
An elderly Italian man who lived in
the outskirts of Monte Carlo went to the local church for confession.
He said: "Father, during World War
II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the
Enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a
wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She
started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said: "By doing that you
were both in great danger. However, two people together under
those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you
are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great
load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?" said the
priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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